“Sometime sweetness is the only thing worth living for,” said Shana Graham in a rare moment of deep rumination before turning back to her platter of tots.
Featuring dildo-wielding chorus lines, mobs of drunken Santas, and waffle-stacked true love, Eat Me is a story sure to make you extremely hungry.
“Finally! A new story!” said the Great Tot. “Now screw those stupid waffles and EAT ME!”