“It’s really awesome,” Shana said, before giggling and darting off to the other side of the room.
Long awaited by tot-hoarders, donkey thieves, and people who like to read stories that are sometimes pretty, sometimes crass, sometimes sad, sometimes strange, and sometimes all of the above, SuperShana will be a repository for Shana’s published works, as well as other Important Things.
Already accessible on the site are classics like, “My Heart is a Cheap Fuck,” a sad, sad tale of love and heartbreak, and “Newark,” which features everyone’s favorite minor character, the Autofellatio Man.
“I highly encourage you to ‘Follow’ SuperShana,” said The Great Tot. “Tots everywhere will rain down upon you and bestow you with glory. Plus, you’ll get to be the first to read some pretty awesome shit.”